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Featuring a symbolic Branch Of Life
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Absolutely zero splinters
Blue Heart Shape
Handmade from upcycled fabrics 
Leaf
Practical Aromatherapy sachet pocket 
"Every log is lovingly crafted to support your inner child, your outer existential dread, and your third eye." - Someone's therapist, probably

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Introducing the Emotional Support Log: an artisan-crafted cuddle companion for the discerning tree hugger. Each log is lovingly hand-stitched using upcycled, ethically-sourced, bespoke fabrics. The core is hypoallergenic: because while you're having an emotional breakdown, allergies shouldn't be one of them. Whether you're recovering from a breakup, rewatching Planet Earth, or simply yearning for the grounded affection only faux bark can bring, don't reach for a sad log from your backyard.

Upgrade to luxury faux lumber. You deserve it.

Pairs well with soft lighting, cabincore playlists, and quiet sobbing

About Our Logs

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Which log will fit your emotional damage?

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The ultimate club with early access & absurd log gossip. Reach out to us for any questions or collaborations. ​ We're excited to hear from you and help you find the perfect emotional support companion.

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