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Introducing the Emotional Support Log: an artisan-crafted cuddle companion for the discerning tree hugger. Each log is lovingly hand-stitched using upcycled, ethically-sourced, bespoke fabrics. The core is hypoallergenic: because while you're having an emotional breakdown, allergies shouldn't be one of them. Whether you're recovering from a breakup, rewatching Planet Earth, or simply yearning for the grounded affection only faux bark can bring, don't reach for a sad log from your backyard.
Upgrade to luxury faux lumber. You deserve it.
Pairs well with soft lighting, cabincore playlists, and quiet sobbing
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