The Brooding Log
Because not all logs are sunshine and sap
The slightly darker, fuzzier cousin of the original Emotional Support Log. This one’s seen some things. It’s still soft, still silent, still completely unequipped to fix your problems , but somehow… you trust it.
Made with rich, dark fuzzy bark-like fabric (no real bark, don’t worry), this log is ideal for:
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Moody shelf-sitting
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Silent couch existentialism
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Looking great in your therapist’s waiting room (for irony)
Features:
✔ Mysterious fabrics
✔ Hidden lavender aromatherapy insert for brooding in style
✔ Certificate of Authenticity, hand-signed by an emotionally detached creator
✔ No face. No judgment. Just presence.
🛒 Details:
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Approx. 13” long x 6” tall
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One-of-a-kind Soft Sculpture
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One Aromatherapy pouch included ( Cedar, to bring the wood back in the , well, wood)
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No face. Still watching.
⚠️ Important Note:
This log is not a therapist, nor is it especially upbeat. But it’s consistent. And honestly? That’s more than we can say for most group chats.
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