The Founding Log
Meet The One That Started It All
The original emotional support companion you didn’t know you needed.
Handmade from lovingly splinter-free upcycled and found fabrics and filled with an hypoallergenic foam core, this one-of-a-kind cuddle creature features:
✔ A hidden lavender aromatherapy insert
✔ A Certificate of Authenticity (because this is serious art, obviously)
✔ A deeply judgment-free personality
✔ No facial features, so you can project your own issues onto it
Whether you need a nap buddy, a decorative breakdown facilitator, or just an inanimate log-shaped witness to your spiral, this log gets it. It doesn't speak. It doesn't blink. It just... logs.
🛒 Details:
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Approx. 13” long x 6” tall
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Includes one free aromatherapy pouch (lavender)
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One-of-a-kind Handmade construction
⚠️ Important: Please note that this is an art object, not a licensed therapist (though it’s arguably more emotionally available than your last situationship).
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